Where’s the love?

“Honey it’s me. I don’t want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was 
leaving the office. Mary brought me to the hospital.

They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.

The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any 
serious internal injury. 
However I have three broken ribs, I have a compound fracture in the 
left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot.“

Wife’s Response:   

“So just who is this Mary?”